Hotness Abounds

Just starting this off. This is Fabio Cannavaro. My first true love.

Everyone is welcome to participate. In fact, multiple hotties (as in different hotties or just more than one pic) per day are strongly encouraged. Um, except no Jeffy-poo.

Don't know who he is, but he is yummy!

I know how much someone here likes her soccer players, or as she calls them "footballers", I thought this was quite fitting

Hi, again from Cannavaro (2nd from left, with shoulder tattoo). That's right, when he's not you know, Captaining a World Cup winning team, he's a Dolce & Gabbana underwear model. And oh yea, they had to photoshop shrink his package. Just FYI.

supermarissa26 wrote:. And oh yea, they had to photoshop shrink his package. Just FYI.

How do you find out stuff like that anyway? lol

Kacy wrote:

supermarissa26 wrote:. And oh yea, they had to photoshop shrink his package. Just FYI.

How do you find out stuff like that anyway? lol

You doubt me? lol http://www.kickette.com/dg-2006-ads-they-had-to-shink-someone/

But even the view from the back is good...

I did not know to much a/b Fabio Cannavaro before. Now I would say a lot more.

Wow, all the pics are lovely.

Ok, this is one of my favorites only because of the caption that went with it. "Canna gets cuddled, remains stoic." That just cracks me up.



This could be titled "Despite the hotness, Canna grosses out Marissa."


And just for fun, Canna and Becks (the horrible blond one).


PS. I have never posted pics before, so this is all new and crazy fun to me. I probably will not be this obsessive in the future

When posting pics of hotties, feel free to be as obsessive as you want!

Haha. Warning, this post will cause chronic overuse of the word "awwww."

But before anybody gets the wrong idea about me, I'm also swayed by absolute adorableness, especially when combined with all around good guy who only does endearing things-ness. I just want to adopt him...

(& his wife & baby. The baby...awww).



Kaka, you can put your glasses on, look smart, and entertain me with perfectly pronounced yet horribly broken english any day.
Awww.

Also, you can experience the broken English first hand on twitter @RealKaka (This picture thing is way too fun. I literally can't stop! I will move away from footballers too at some point).

Since someone didn't want Jeffy poo in this thread, I figured I'd post the next best BN thing
And yes, even 1/2 shirtless for ya!





Yeah, I snuck him in there

What? Somebody snuck Jeffy-poo in? Kacy, how could you betray me like this? You make me feel -



I know I said I would move on from "footballers," but I couldn't resist. Plus, that was so appropriate! I don't care if he openly pouts on the field, spends most of the time bitch facing refs/opponents, and could probably give you every STD known to man just by standing near you, I still <3 Cristiano Ronaldo. I don't normally have emotions, as you know, but I really feel bad for him. He seems really tortured about the way the (paparazzi) media treats him. It must suck waking up everyday knowing that no matter what you do, everyone will talk $hit on you for it.

Wow, I didn't realize you felt so strongly about this Jeffy situation

Haha. Nah, I don't have anything personally against Jeffy-poo, just not my type. Also, in preparing to post this, I did some extensive googling, and to be completely honest, I really thought his mugshot was the best pic I could find of him. (I'm not trying to bash him. Nobody goes out and thinks "Dang, I'll get plastered and hope no cops see me. Rock on!" People are only human, and they make mistakes. It is what it is).
Also, I just feel like he's way too pretentious for me. I *think* I remember reading some interview where he's all, "oh, i don't watch TV." I mean, really dude? At least pretend it's just because you're really busy. (Even tho, Cesc Fabregas who I've yet to post but will, always finds time to watch Desperate Housewives. haha). I just feel like Jeffy is one of those Miss America contestants who would be all "world peace." Whereas I'm the type of person who would have a platform of like, educating the world on the importance of dental health/hygiene. I read Cosmo, he reads John Milton. He's just unrelatable to me.

And, now, here's the pic.

Side note. As if the outfit isn't BARF on its own, he apparently wore it to an Ed Hardy show? Blank stare. Can not compute.

I will admit that is not the most flattering outfit in the world, but may I point out that he can look really good, as shown below





And since you put up with those pics, I will reward you with:

I saw someone thought the star of The Glades was cute. Here you go

Side note. As if the outfit isn't BARF on its own, he apparently wore it to an Ed Hardy show? Blank stare. Can not compute.


hahahaha!! Gawd I hate Ed Hardy.

Okay, I want to contribute some yumminess from my newest obsession, Leverage. I got hooked by the wacky, crazy female character, a la Fiona, but I ended up falling in love with the hot, hot hitman fighter guy. Eliot Spencer aka Christian Kane. Yum yum. And this is not my typical "type". Even Marissa might like this one.







I'll come back later with the other hottie from the show Timothy Hutton er, I mean Aldis Hodge. Sorry, had to get that in there in case Karen's reading.

One guy I really think is hot...I know, I know. I mention it every time Criminal Minds is on...

tatershell wrote:

One guy I really think is hot...I know, I know. I mention it every time Criminal Minds is on...

Watching it right now....he can call me "Baby Girl" ANYTIME!

seriously.

This post is especially for Aunt MelMel but I'm going to enjoy it too haha.

Welcome to the land of Pique. I always refer to him as Pique since his first name (Gerard) is the same as my uncle, and that's just creepy.

Sometimes, Pique can be super hot.









Sometimes, he makes me think "i'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too."


Sometimes, there's nothing to do but laugh at his misfortune.


Sometimes, he's a neon ninja. The safety yellow defeats the stealthness of a ninja, but anyway...


Sometimes, there are just no words...



Sometimes, I just want to be his friend...he makes friends for life.



Sometimes, he espeaka english


Sometimes, being awkwardly tall and perpetually confused can actually work for a guy...



You're welcome, Aunt MelMel and everyone else. )

Editing to add - Pique also wins in life for somehow managing to be a footballer and NOT having 8 million ugly tattoos covering his whole body.

mmm, Pique! thanks Marissa. Here's a little Jeffy-poo pic that won't make you sick to your stomach.