Hotness Abounds

Supermarissa, your captions keep cracking me up. And you've now sparked a new interest in French soccer (or at least the final minute and victory).


Here's someone else with his dog, Jason Lewis.
He played Samanthat's boy toy in the "Sex in the City" final season.








OK, I'm blushing just for posting this last pic. You'll have to come up with the caption. : )

Wait I'm confused we have to come up with captions now? We can't just post the pictures? No, that's too much thinking.

FiRocks wrote:Wait I'm confused we have to come up with captions now? We can't just post the pictures? No, that's too much thinking.

Wow, you clearly have us confused with your other board BFF! You don't have to post captions. I can't just post a picture, I feel it needs a little snarky commentary. Plus, it's fun for me. (Although, it is nice to know who the person is, so if everyone could at least type their name, please... lol).

So don't think.....
(or as Marilyn would say in Some Like It Hot, "just inhale")


FiRocks, I loved the pictures of the fine True Blood men. Wow.
Now here's a little Showtime:

i'm sorry you can't just post a picture and totally objectify the guy, how sad for you I don't really want any captions added to mine, thank you, I'd rather just look at the pretty.

Oops, forgot his name. Here it is.

lol. on all recent posts how about some footballers non-soccer
welcome to the gun show

and this one's for Marissa because of hair-poof/cute-kid factor


i was looking for a picture of BWestbrook a very cute former Eagle but cant find a good one

and 1 more because i was just jamming to his tunes and he's hot

So Cristiano needed to look at his stuff, but this dude just went in for the feelski

Ummmmmm. I was wondering when you'd bring up LL Cool J Gia.







(I'm slow at posting. Just saw it. LOL Kacy!!! LOTF!)

FiRocks wrote:i'm sorry you can't just post a picture and totally objectify the guy, how sad for you I don't really want any captions added to mine, thank you, I'd rather just look at the pretty.

::shrugs:: I like to objectify with both my eyes and my words.

Had to share this, I'm currently seeing some of the hottest, droll worthy men you will ever see in real life, the catch, they're gay I'm in West Hollywood on Santa Monica.

FiRocks wrote:Had to share this, I'm currently seeing some of the hottest, droll worthy men you will ever see in real life, the catch, they're gay I'm in West Hollywood on Santa Monica.

isn't that always the catch? they're either married or gay.

I tried, but I can't break from my footballer trend...
Today's hottie has already made a mini appearance as Pique's mate for life. Cesc Fabregas.



Mostly, he is known for his love of donuts, really cheesey American TV, and epic journey thru the land of horrid hair.

Currently, however, he is rocking a poof rivaled only by the likes of Jason Bly. ;o)


Also, he's unintentionally hilarious. For a bit, he had his own "TV show" with Nike.Basically, he just got punked a whole bunch. One time, they convinced him he could move things with his mind, and asked if he had training. He said, "I watch a TV program called Heroes" LOL

I am sad to say, however, his teeth are . Plus, he loses points on the earring.

Your footballer tonight made me think of this guy:



If I didn't know any better, I think they could pass for relatives.

All these footballers got me thinking about a soccer player I saw out on the field a while ago. I put this in spoiler tags because I wanted you all to have fair warning, the cuteness could do permanent harm to your retinas.

Sometimes he runs on the field happy as a clam:

Spoiler:

Sometimes he's angry you're taking his picture:

Spoiler:

Sometimes he gears up to kick the ball super hard:

Spoiler:

And then sometimes he whiffs it and just about bites the dust:

Spoiler:

Meet Fernando Llorente.

He looks good and he kind of knows it...



He has very dreamy eyes...


Also, he's a giant. (the other guy is 5'7).



I really want to touch his hair...then have Kacy fix it.

oy vey! Very handsome footballer there (the older one). But BOYOHBOYOHBOY he needs a decent haircut! Can we start an email campaign to have Kacy fix his 'do?

aunt_melmel wrote:oy vey! Very handsome footballer there (the older one). But BOYOHBOYOHBOY he needs a decent haircut! Can we start an email campaign to have Kacy fix his 'do?

By "older one" do you mean, Llorente? The blondish one? His birthday is Feb 26, 1985. (On the off chance you meant Cesc, his birthday is May 4, 1987. In case you were wondering, Pique's is Feb 2, 1987. And no I didn't just know, I had to google).

Yea, it kind of freaks me out that they are ALL younger, a lot younger, than I am. But, it also kind of makes me feel good about how I look! Evidently, with the exception of Cannavaro, European footballers do not age well. I threw European in as a qualifier, because the Americans seem to get better with age. Example- Carlos Bocanegra, who I know somebody on this community loves.

Hahaha...yes, I meant Llorente. By saying "older" I was comparing him to the little boy under the spoiler tags. And how much older are you than these footballers? A whopping 1-3 yrs? Pshaw! Then again, maybe I'm the right age to be a cougar, lol!

aunt_melmel wrote:Hahaha...yes, I meant Llorente. By saying "older" I was comparing him to the little boy under the spoiler tags. And how much older are you than these footballers? A whopping 1-3 yrs? Pshaw! Then again, maybe I'm the right age to be a cougar, lol!

I thought so, but I like to be thorough, just in case. It's the whole OCD thing.

Cougars are cool. Creepers are not. Just FYI.

and DUH! I just realized that Kacy posted the little boy....so it must be MAX!! I thought he looked familiar. I suppose I should read who is posting. For some stupid reason I thought you had posted Max's pictures. Dang, I hate having a migraine. They make me soooo stupid.

Today's hottie is not so much a hottie (though he isn't ugly), he's just kind of like me (and Kacy, obviously) in man-ish form.

I know this look well. It's "don't panic, but gotta get rid of this soon..."


This is our "seriously, do you hear the shit coming out of your mouth right now" look



And just for fun, the fiercest of them all, Zoila!


I hope you guys watch Flipping Out, or this may have not been funny. But it's ok, since I know at least Kacy will get it!

I love Jeff Lewis! I almost put his pic up here on Tuesday when Flipping Out came back on, but I didn't get to it in time. I like the picture he has of himself hanging over his desk...



And then the one he got painted of Zoila. ha ha ha

So, I read someone here has a thing for swimmers. And I have a thing for Spanish soccer players. So...this post combines them. Spanish footballers with a case of the Michael Phelps.





I didn't want to use this pic, but it kept coming up in google!


Editing to add...I can't believe I forgot Puyol!